Well, well, well - if it isn't another day of chasing those elusive furry critters across the wild west! The American Muskrat, that semiaquatic rodent with more hiding spots than a gambler's ace, continues to baffle even the most seasoned hunters in Red Dead Online. These little fellas might think they're clever, scattering themselves across every state from New Austin to Lemoyne, but we've got their number now.

New Austin's Sneaky Swimmers 🌵

Picture this: you're riding along the San Luis River, the sun beating down on your back, when you spot movement along the southern shores of Rio Bravo. Those aren't just ripples in the water - that's Muskrat territory! These crafty creatures have set up camp in three prime locations:

• Southern shores of Rio Bravo and Gaptooth Ridge - perfect for ambush hunting

• Stillwater Creek near the West Elizabeth border - their little vacation spot

• Thieve's Landing docks - because even Muskrats appreciate waterfront property

West Elizabeth's Watery Wonderland 🏔️

Now, if these rodents were paying rent, they'd be bankrupt from all the prime real estate they occupy in West Elizabeth! They've practically bought up:

Ambardino's Alpine Adventurers ❄️

These aren't your average lowland Muskrats - oh no! The Ambardino population has developed a taste for the finer, colder things in life. They've been spotted:

• North of Valentine along the riverbanks (probably enjoying the saloon gossip)

• Calumet Ravine - their exclusive watering hole club

• Bacchus Bridge/Station region below Donner Falls - because waterfalls make better background music

New Hanover's River Royals 🏞️

These Muskrats clearly attended finishing school because they only settle in the most prestigious addresses:

• Kamassa River in Roanoke Ridge - the uptown neighborhood

• Eastern edge of Annesburg - for those who prefer city-adjacent living

• Kamassa River west/southwest of Van Horn Trading Post - the commercial district

• Heartland Overflow to Emerald Ranch - the agricultural enthusiasts

Lemoyne's Bayou Dwellers 🐊

Oh, the Lemoyne Muskrats! These fellas have embraced the swamp life with gusto. They're living their best lives in:

• Bluewater Marsh and Bayou Nwa - the penthouse suite of Muskrat real estate

• Kamassa to Lannahechee river span - because why choose one river when you can have two?

• Lagras and Lakay - the southern expansion project

• Caliga Hall river bend - where river meets sophistication

• Scarlett Meadows - for those who prefer drier accommodations

Pro Hunting Tips 💡

• Always pack your Varmint Rifle - these critters laugh at anything less

• Dawn and dusk are prime Muskrat social hours

• Look for ripples near riverbanks - they're terrible at playing hide-and-seek

• Their meat might be stringy, but their pelts are worth the effort!

So there you have it, partners! Those Muskrats might think they're clever, scattering themselves across the map like yesterday's poker chips, but now you've got the map to their secret society. Happy hunting, and may your satchel always be full of rodent pelts! 🎯